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At one of the customary school examinations an urchin was asked, ‘What is the chief use if bread?’ To which he replied with an archness that implied what a simpleton you must be to ask such a question, ‘to spread butter upon.’
 
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Scene - Oban. Tourist to native: ‘When does the steamer start for the south?’ Native” ‘If she’ll leave the hotel five minutes pefore she’ll see the poat come round Dunolly Point, she pe in plenty of time.’
 
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